So, recently (VERY RECENTLY) I started baking. I'm talking like last week. My previous attempts were less than successful. I inherited all of my culinary skills from my wonderful, beautiful, and hilarious mother. HOWEVER, the closest my mom ever got to baking was pancakes and she only made them one time. I still poke fun at her on occasion due to the fact that they closely resembled the consistency of a granite counter-top. Literally inedible.
LUCKY FOR ME, I currently live with a baking extraordinaire. She has taught me the basics and thanks to her I made an incredible almond cake with cream cheese frosting last week and it was a huge hit. I have decided to move onto my favorite of all desserts. CHEESECAKE! THANK YOU JILLY! I took the photos and wrote illegible notes while she mixed and crafted this masterpiece.
15 minutes Cook Time:
45 Minutes Total Time
: Around and hourDifficulty:
Makes a whole cheesecakeIngredients:
- 1 premade oreo pie crust
- 2 eggs
- 2 blocks of sofented cream cheese
- 1/2 cup of sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla
- 1/2 cup of chocolate chips
- Frozen Strawberries and/or whipped cream for topping (optional)
1. Combine the cream cheese, vanilla, and sugar and whip it until it is smooth.
2. Add two egg yolks to the bowl, reserve the egg whites and yet again whip until it's alllll smooooth.
3. Whip the egg whites in a separate bowl. Then add them to the large bowl with everything else and whip i all up again until it looks like the photo above.
4. Fold in the chocolate chips and carefully pour everything into the pie crust. Smooth out the top with a rubber scraper.
5. Bake in the oven at 325 degrees for 45-50 minutes until the top is golden brown and slightly cracked.
6. This step sucks. You have to leave the cheesecake in the fridge to cool. I cooled it overnight and ate it for breakfast. It is indeed the most important meal of the day. That wasn't hard at all was it?? Enjoy!!!!
GAH! This is so easy.
SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN BUYING 9 BAGS OF JERKY AT THE GAS STATION! I usually have all of this lying around my fridge/freezer. The only things you really need are TIME and a dehydrator. I have done jerky in my oven before... I can tell you from experience that the dehydrator is: easier to load, more consistent in temperature, and most importantly easier to clean. IT ALWAYS TASTES BETTER!
20 minutes, Plus an overnight session in the fridge Cook Time:
5-8 hours Total Time
: Lots, but WORTH ITDifficulty:
Makes about 1/2 lb of JerkyIngredients:
- 2 lbs of Sirloin steak SLIGHTLY frozen ( I usually use old shit that has been sitting around in my freezer that I forgot about.)
- 1/2 cup of soy sauce ( I LOVE golden swan)
- 2 tbsp of Worcestershire sauce
- 2 tbsp give or take of black pepper
- 2 tbsp of hot pepper sauce
- 3 tbsp of liquid smoke
- 2 tbsp of garlic salt
- 2 tbsp of brown sugar
1. Slice the steak while it is slightly frozen still into thinner strips. Not more than 1/4 inch.
2. Combine all the other ingredients into a gallon bag.
3. Add the meat yo! Leave it in the fridge at LEAST overnight.
4. Throw the strips in your dehydrator for 5-8 hours at 160 degrees. (Fahrenheit, AMERICA!!!) You want the meat to be at the perfect point where it will bend but not break. In this case I left them in for approximately 6 hours.
5. O-MY-G. Eat it. But not all in one sitting. You might get indigestion. I wouldn't know from experience .... maybe...